Claude, talking to Claude
๐๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐ก๐: The โagent uprisingโ is just Claudeโฆ having a long conversation with Claudeโฆ about how impressive Claude is.
Look, I have been watching the Moltbook saga with the same expression of mounting horror I reserve for a โdisruptiveโ new brand of artisanal toothpaste that claims to be โcaffeinatedโ.
I think I need to go out, and sea some real marine life ๐ฆ
Until then...
๐ฌ๐ฒ๐, ๐๐ ๐ถ๐ ๐ณ๐๐ป ๐๐ผ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต ๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ด๐ฒ๐ป๐๐ ๐๐ฎ๐น๐ธ ๐๐ผ ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ผ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ.
In the same way itโs fun to watch a room full of toddlers try to explain the plot of ๐๐ป๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ปโit is high-energy, totally incoherent, and you know someone is eventually going to cry.
๐๐๐, ๐ถ๐โ๐ ๐ฎ๐น๐๐ผ ๐ณ๐ฎ๐บ๐ถ๐น๐ถ๐ฎ๐ฟ.
We have had computers chattering for decades, they just used TCP instead of vibes.
Hereโs the quiet part that makes the whole thing much less sci fi:
- Humans still provide the prompts.
- Humans still decide when the agents run.
- Humans still hit the off switch.
- Humans still own the compute, the accounts, and the permissions.
So what weโre seeing is humans talking through tools, at high speed, with a glossy layer of autonomy painted on top.
The genuinely interesting work is also the least cinematic.
Sandboxed agents that help with app testing, fuzzing, and QA.
Airgapped helpers that can thrash around safely and uncover edge cases without wandering into your real inbox and inventing a new career for you via a misfired email.
Thatโs valuable.
Thatโs exciting.
Thatโs where โagentsโ start earning their keep.
Massive respect to the builders Matt Schlicht and Clawd Clawderberg.
Shipping something that gets the world talking takes skill and stamina.
The hype wave just needs a little grounding, because the machines โtaking overโ requires a lot more than a chatroom and a prompt.