The grieving dog owner test
Last week a grieving dog owner closed the gap between "AI could theoretically do this" and "AI did this" in 60 days, for $3,000, with no biology degree. Last week Anthropic published a report explaining why corporations haven't.
The word "yet" is doing a lot of work in that second sentence.
The dog's name is Rosie. Most of her tumors have shrunk. She is back at the dog park chasing rabbits.
I am going to need a moment.
Okay. ๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐ฝ๐ต๐ฎ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐๐๐ถ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐น ๐ถ๐ป๐ฑ๐๐๐๐ฟ๐, which has had decades, billions of dollars, and the combined intellectual might of some of the most credentialed humans alive, had not done this. One man who loved his dog and refused to accept the vet's prognosis did it in the time it takes most companies to complete an onboarding checklist.
๐ก๐ผ๐ ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐๐ผ ๐๐ป๐๐ต๐ฟ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ฐ'๐ ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฟ๐, which the internet immediately converted into either a "we're fine" headline or a "jobs apocalypse" headline, because nuance is a renewable resource we have collectively agreed not to use.
๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐๐๐ฎ๐น ๐ณ๐ถ๐ป๐ฑ๐ถ๐ป๐ด: AI can theoretically handle 94% of tasks in computer and math roles. It's currently doing 33% of them.
๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฑ ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฑ on that 94% vs. 33% gap: the storm is loading.
๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐ป๐ผ๐ฏ๐ผ๐ฑ๐ ๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐บ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฒ ๐๐ฒ๐: that gap exists almost entirely because of institutional friction. Not capability. Not cost.
Somewhere between "theoretically possible" and "actually deployed" lives a 47-slide deck, three rounds of legal review, and a VP who needs to feel consulted.
๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐น ๐๐ผ๐ป๐๐ป๐ด๐ต๐ฎ๐บ ๐ต๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐ป๐ผ๐ป๐ฒ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐๐ต๐ผ๐๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ผ๐ป๐๐๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ป๐๐. He had a dying dog, $3,000, and a direct line to people who wanted to help. He didn't wait. He closed the gap himself.
The Anthropic report also ๐๐ฒ๐น๐น๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ต๐ผ'๐ ๐บ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ ๐ฟ๐ถ๐๐ธ: older, educated, well-paid knowledge workers. Which is exactly the kind of person who has the skills and financial cushion to close that gap before their employer gets the steering committee together.
๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ฎ-๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฟ ๐ผ๐น๐ฑ๐ who can't get hired into those same roles right now? The tools to not need that job cost $20 a month. This is either terrifying or extremely liberating, depending on which way you're facing.
Nobody is building a personalized mRNA vaccine for your career.
But the infrastructure to do the equivalent, in whatever field you're in, is already sitting there, mostly unused, while somewhere a committee debates the font on the pilot program proposal.
๐ฅ๐ผ๐๐ถ๐ฒ ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ฑ๐ป'๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ถ๐ ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐๐๐๐ฒ๐บ. Neither did her owner. The system, to its credit, has not weighed in on whether this was permitted.
So: in 3 years, do you think most knowledge workers will look more like the pharmaceutical industry in this story, or more like Paul Conyngham?